lmaoalien:

awkward in person, funny and social on the internet

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remnascent:

 


a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

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-sharkbites:

jonnovstheinternet:

In Romania they have box Vodka.

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It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.

perfect for school lunches

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sorry:

I want to be skinny but I also want pizza for Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Do you feel me.

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thiscorpsofbrothers:

danisnotonfire:


Opening a beer with a frisbee.

dude

this is the most bro thing ever